"Cogmaster uses a giant wrench as his weapon because he has to compensate for his poor performance in battle."
"Elder Mohawk can't grow hair anymore which is why he treasures his Mohawk."
"Feral Brute is really just a mutated sheep from the guild war map."
"Forest Hermit hides his appearance because of low self confidence."
"Ginger Beard doesn't get his nickname from the color of his beard, but rather because he set his beard on fire when he was younger."
"Grizzled Hunter often kills his own teammates to get a regeneration buff."
"Hex Witch actually loves holy things but is too afraid to admit it."
"Highwayman says a bugbear took his ear, but he actually just accidentally shot it off."
"In private Howling Claw refers to himself in first person."
"Despite her name, Light Warden loves the way the Hollows look so dark."
"Loyal Squire abandoned his old master to a Hollow."
"When Mass Destruction lies down, he's often mistaken for a turtle."
"Mystic Punk steals from others because he's never had anything he can call his own."
"Nightstalker's scars are from when he was practicing tossing knives in the air but failed to catch them."
"Noob Hero acts like he doesn't know anything, but he actually knows how to stay alive better than anyone."
"Princess Portal often betrays her aspect group."
"Rogue Bowman tried to be a sharpshooter once, but couldn't hit a single target with a gun."
"Satyr Fox preys on the dreams of others because he can not dream himself."
"Scarred Brawler acts tough because he's actually very emotional."
"Shield Maiden can't say the name of her own weapons."
"All Skull Buster really wants is someone to love him."
"Spell Binder controls others because she can't fight for herself."
"Stone Guard is actually made up rocks, boulders, and a LOT of dirt."
"Storm Wizard didn't hole himself up in his tower for study, he's just antisocial."
"Swashbuckler stays in the shadows because he sunburns easily."
"Totem Prince is ruler over the wild lands. Aka, ruler of the guild war sheep."
"Void Caster loves taking life from others because he doesn't feel as though he's living himself."
"Wander Woman has explored the entire world, yet is still useless as a teammate."
"War Blade's sword is actually a replica. She lost the real one."
"Willow Druid actually used to be an Oak."