Don’t let the axe hit you; you’ll be seeing 47 butterflies for the rest of the day. Those who try to knock him back will find themselves cursing in frustration until their vocal cords collapse. His nimbleness will dodge all your attacks, and trying to come after him will be the most intense cardio workout you’ve ever done in your life.
Finally…watch that beard. There will be no more hope for you if it touches you. It will tickle you to your grave and you will lose control and splurt out your most embarrassing secrets to the world.